girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
good girls are bad girls didn’t get caught yet
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
May your lipstick be the reddest & your hair the messiest 🌟
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*